Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size-13 boot!
I’ve got balls of steel. [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade]
It’s time to abort your whole freaking species!
Let God sort ‘em out!
Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
Nuke ‘em ’till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!
You’re an inspiration for birth control.
My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
Have you seen my rubber… duckie?
Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!
Guns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants.
Rest in pieces!
This is why I have games named after me!
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